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Helen talks about past vacations… while she bends over to pick up a cherry tomato, Vic notes that her ass is enormous.
Episode 18: Helen, Your Ass is Enormous
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Episode 17: Helen Prays to a Flashlight
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Vic recalls the time Helen prayed to a flashlight, mistook a can of sweet potatoes for the new pope, got her elbow stuck in a can of mashed potatoes, and more.
Episode 16: Helen Turns Her Back on Society
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Vic recalls the time Helen turned her back on society, amongst other events.
Episode 15: Vic’s Daughter, Vicky
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Helen informs Vic of their daughter, Vicky…
Episode 13: Vic vs. Marriage
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Vic doesn’t remember getting married to Helen, claiming “all I remember is waking up one morning and there you were.”
Episode 11: Helen’s Magic Powers
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Vic points a gun at Helen prompting her to use mystical powers she acquired in hyperspace (see Episode 9) to cause him to disappear, read a book, use a flashlight, and turn into a vacuum cleaner.
Episode 10: Vic’s Dangerous Space Mission
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Vic & Helen discuss the state of their marriage and how Helen is going through life changes that are causing her to appear younger, to neglect her health, and to be less concerned about pleasing Vic in the way he has become accustomed to. Vic responds, “Accustomed to? The only way to please me is when you’re not home!” Vic & Helen then read lines from previous segments of “The Vic & Helen Show,” but Vic reads his backwards. That night, he boards a spacecraft to return to the land of reverse-speaking, but is intercepted by an alien vessel…
Richard X. Thripp fills in for Helen.
Episode 9: Helen’s Trip Through Outer Space
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Helen goes crazy and then takes a trip through outer space as narrated by Vic.
Episode 8: The Adventures of Vic & Helen
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Vic reminisces of the times Helen discovered a cure of insomnia, cut herself shaving, worked on her teeth, developed a fear of toothpaste, and got clips stuck on her ear lobes.
Episode 5: Helen Turns into a Dog
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Helen: “Remember that time, I turned into a dog?”
Vic: “One more story like that, and I’ll blow you full of holes! I’ll do it, I swear to God, I’ll do it!”