Vic & the head argue politics. Then, Helen performs experiments to give Vicless head a body, with humorous results…
Vic, with Helen’s ASSistance, vow to wipe out pornography.
Vic recalls the time Helen ate two dented cans of black beans, and…
“Paul was over the house, and he asked me to fetch him some narcotics, so I went out to the kitchen and…”
Vic recalls his musical career, and how his songs were stolen when he was in a coma.
Vic: “Here I am a man in his late-thirties, attracting women from all walks of life. I’ve often thought if there was a post called the Presidency of Women, that I would get unanimous confirmation to that post.”
In the longest Vic & Helen episode to date, Vic remembers the time when Helen was overcome in a fire, claims Helen is so violent because she has a substance-abuse problem, and, in a lengthy monologue, reveals his life-long struggles with women being so innately attracted to him.
In this episode, Vic hopes he doesn’t live as long as his parents.
Helen slips in a puddle of gear lubricant left on the floor by Vic, but soon we find it isn’t the accident it appears to be.
Vic comments that Helen has somehow become more exciting and dynamic, whilst forgetting little things such as Vic’s birthday. The doorbell rings: it’s the real Helen. Soon we find that Ellen, Helen’s twin sister, has secretly taken her place at Vic’s side. Vic announces his confusion from the couch… but everything changes in the twist ending.