Helen asks, “Remember that time when I became a Chinese woman?”
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Episode 12: Helen Sees Things More Clearly
Helen uses her binoculars to see things more clearly.
Episode 11: Helen’s Magic Powers
Vic points a gun at Helen prompting her to use mystical powers she acquired in hyperspace (see Episode 9) to cause him to disappear, read a book, use a flashlight, and turn into a vacuum cleaner.
Episode 10: Vic’s Dangerous Space Mission
Vic & Helen discuss the state of their marriage and how Helen is going through life changes that are causing her to appear younger, to neglect her health, and to be less concerned about pleasing Vic in the way he has become accustomed to. Vic responds, “Accustomed to? The only way to please me is when you’re not home!” Vic & Helen then read lines from previous segments of “The Vic & Helen Show,” but Vic reads his backwards. That night, he boards a spacecraft to return to the land of reverse-speaking, but is intercepted by an alien vessel…
Richard X. Thripp fills in for Helen.
Episode 9: Helen’s Trip Through Outer Space
Helen goes crazy and then takes a trip through outer space as narrated by Vic.
Episode 8: The Adventures of Vic & Helen
Vic reminisces of the times Helen discovered a cure of insomnia, cut herself shaving, worked on her teeth, developed a fear of toothpaste, and got clips stuck on her ear lobes.
Episode 7: Helen Reminisces of Her Time as a Dog
Helen asks Vic: “Remember that time when I was a dog?” Richard X. Thripp makes a guest appearance.
Episode 5: Helen Turns into a Dog
Helen: “Remember that time, I turned into a dog?”
Vic: “One more story like that, and I’ll blow you full of holes! I’ll do it, I swear to God, I’ll do it!”