Vic & the head argue politics. Then, Helen performs experiments to give Vicless head a body, with humorous results…
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Episode 28: Vic & Helen’s Anti-Porno Campaign
Vic, with Helen’s ASSistance, vow to wipe out pornography.
Episode 26: The Bean Incident
Vic recalls the time Helen ate two dented cans of black beans, and…
Episode 25: Vic vs. Paul McCartney
“Paul was over the house, and he asked me to fetch him some narcotics, so I went out to the kitchen and…”
Vic recalls his musical career, and how his songs were stolen when he was in a coma.
Episode 22: Helen and the Macaroni Incident
Helen recalls the time she was sitting at the table, leisurely eating, when she was hit upon the head with a bag of macaroni.
Episode 21: Helen Encounters Gear Lubricant
Helen slips in a puddle of gear lubricant left on the floor by Vic, but soon we find it isn’t the accident it appears to be.
Episode 19: Helen’s Enormous Ass, Part 2
The continuation of Episode 18: Helen, Your Ass is Enormous. This episode ends with Helen announcing the upcoming arrival of her twin sister…
Episode 18: Helen, Your Ass is Enormous
Helen talks about past vacations… while she bends over to pick up a cherry tomato, Vic notes that her ass is enormous.
Episode 17: Helen Prays to a Flashlight
Vic recalls the time Helen prayed to a flashlight, mistook a can of sweet potatoes for the new pope, got her elbow stuck in a can of mashed potatoes, and more.
Episode 16: Helen Turns Her Back on Society
Vic recalls the time Helen turned her back on society, amongst other events.