The continuing story… Watch Episode 26 first.

“Paul was over the house, and he asked me to fetch him some narcotics, so I went out to the kitchen and…”

Vic recalls his musical career, and how his songs were stolen when he was in a coma.

Vic: “Here I am a man in his late-thirties, attracting women from all walks of life. I’ve often thought if there was a post called the Presidency of Women, that I would get unanimous confirmation to that post.”

In the longest Vic & Helen episode to date, Vic remembers the time when Helen was overcome in a fire, claims Helen is so violent because she has a substance-abuse problem, and, in a lengthy monologue, reveals his life-long struggles with women being so innately attracted to him.

Helen talks about past vacations… while she bends over to pick up a cherry tomato, Vic notes that her ass is enormous.

Helen informs Vic of their daughter, Vicky…

Vic doesn’t remember getting married to Helen, claiming “all I remember is waking up one morning and there you were.”