Vic: “Here I am a man in his late-thirties, attracting women from all walks of life. I’ve often thought if there was a post called the Presidency of Women, that I would get unanimous confirmation to that post.”

In the longest Vic & Helen episode to date, Vic remembers the time when Helen was overcome in a fire, claims Helen is so violent because she has a substance-abuse problem, and, in a lengthy monologue, reveals his life-long struggles with women being so innately attracted to him.