Helen asks Vic: “Remember that time when I was a dog?” Richard X. Thripp makes a guest appearance.

Helen scares Vic by adjusting the sights of her gun while pointing it at him.

Helen (suspiciously): “There’s no reason to fear me. I’ve love you, Vic. I’ve always loved you.”

Helen: “Remember that time, I turned into a dog?”
Vic: “One more story like that, and I’ll blow you full of holes! I’ll do it, I swear to God, I’ll do it!”

The first three episodes of The Vic & Helen Show! Meet Vic, a thin, couch-bound man, and his wife Helen, as they argue over their children. Watch to the end for the rarely-seen alternate endings!

Along the Far Climb Down contains a full transcript of the three episodes (excluding the alternate endings).