Comments on: Episode 24: Vic, President of Women

By: Z.Z. Mops

Z.Z. Mops — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 23:42:51 +0000

Things that I have said to my Chihuahua dog: “Chiquito, consider that flea I just killed: DEAD!”; “Get away from that newspaper. You can’t read! Anyway, that newspaper is read only by niggers who can’t read anyway.”

By: Z.Z. Mops

Z.Z. Mops — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 23:42:18 +0000

Things that I have said to my Chihuahua dog: “Chiquito, con-sider that flea I just killed: DEAD!”; “Get away from that news-paper. You can’t read! Anyway, that newspaper is read only by niggers who can’t read anyway.”

By: Fings Handers

Fings Handers — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 12:24:03 +0000

“If half the road were made of jam, the other half of bread/’How very nice my walk would be,’ the greedy infant said.” — anonymous

By: Fings Handers

Fings Handers — Sun, 18 Dec 2011 03:03:17 +0000

OIL: The Arabian Peninsula comes in a distant second as there’s much more of it locked in the tar-sands of Alberta Province (Canada). But, humanity doesn’t really need petroleum to run liquid-fuel engines as the means to extract (or isolate) hydrogen from water (fresh & salt) is in practice. The Nipponese are running cars solely on water now. Negroids have settled the lands (on continents, archipelagos, isthmuses, islands) throughout the length & breadth of Earth. The designation “African-American” is an insult to U.S. citizens who descended from the proud, Negroid frontiersmen of Malaysia, Australia, Bermuda, Mesopotamia, Cuba, Hispaniola, Oceania & Arabia. Human endeavors bear human philosophy. [Sitting on my chair and shitting my share, oh yeah!!! People are straining ass muscles now rowing away from Cuba...]

By: Blorbs B. Nicksnick

Blorbs B. Nicksnick — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 17:18:19 +0000

TRUCK & CAT…I ran over a cat this morning smashing him the length of his slender body. He was reduced to a pelt. It was unintentional. Starting the engine gives warning to critters, but this time I decided to coast and catch it in gear. If only I hadn’t changed my routine Bright Eyes would be playing with Tabby & Tinker Bell right now! I learned a valuable lesson: surprise is the key to cat-killing. Tomorrow I’ll be ready.

By: Blerbs Nacksnick

Blerbs Nacksnick — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 06:21:19 +0000

Mr. Congressman Mica: The aerosolized aluminum oxide propellant that’s being sprayed into our stratosphere from tanker jet planes, and utilized in the name of terra-forming and aerial obscuration, is THE cause of Alzheimer’s Disease. What are you doing to stop the poisoning of the land and citizens of your district? — Sincerely, Richard Thripp
P.S.: I want to hear from YOU, not a secretary.

By: Blerbs Nacksnick

Blerbs Nacksnick — Mon, 15 Aug 2011 13:05:48 +0000

[Lesley Stahl on U.S. sanctions against Iraq: "We have heard that a half million children have died. I mean, that's more children than died in Hiroshima. And, you know, is the price worth it?"; Secretary of State Madeleine Albright: "I think this is a very hard choice, but the price--we think the price is worth it." — "60 Minutes" (5/12/96)]

By: Lorbs Nicksnook

Lorbs Nicksnook — Mon, 01 Aug 2011 04:18:58 +0000

THE BRAVERY OF MARINES AND THEIR BUNKIES—If you participated in the carnage in Afghanistan, Iraq, or any number of places around the planet, then you MUST be tried for murder, and publicly executed (by hanging) upon conviction. I will, if requested to, put the rope about your neck. American soldiers are nightly brutalizing, ravishing & ritualistically slaughtering Iraqi women & children in house-to-house sweeps. This is happening now, tonight, and every night. If you are one of these uniformed murderers you will be brought to justice. You will be hanged. What you sow, you shall reap. There will be tragedy in your family in equal measure to what miseries you’ve doled out. You will pay, your children will pay. It’s the way of the Universe. Marines are forever alluding to brotherhood, excrement, their phalluses and homosex. Why is this so? No one knows how it began, nor how it will end…as: Human intellect isn’t vast enough to make sense of the Universe. Human life’s cheap and getting cheaper. A baby is negligible.

By: Porbs Exmass

Porbs Exmass — Mon, 01 Aug 2011 04:16:11 +0000

These linguistically-gifted folk: Count Lev Tolstoi, Albert Schweitzer, Daniel Boone, St. Thomas Aquinas, Thomas Jefferson, Tsarina Alexandra Romanov, Isaac Newton, Teresa Teng, Uncle Ho Chi Minh & Paul Revere humbly acknowledged realities beyond Human perceptions. They sought to understand the Human condition while reverently entertaining the notion of a higher Being who transcends the meager logic and perspicaciousness of mortal men.
Lisa Marie Presley: She’s got the name, the money & the drive. If only she had a melodious voice. She doesn’t sing so much as she talks in a gruff, hoarse voice in front of her friends as they practice playing musical instruments. What’s she rebelling against anyhow? She seems too young for menopause.

By: Porbs Sacksex

Porbs Sacksex — Wed, 23 Mar 2011 10:26:27 +0000

SCIENCE is from the Latin verb SCIRE : TO KNOW, and is NOT reliant upon: postulation, caricaturisation, supposition, proposition, theory, conjecture, speculation, assumption, hunch, intuition…