Episode 24: Vic, President of Women

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Vic: “Here I am a man in his late-thirties, attracting women from all walks of life. I’ve often thought if there was a post called the Presidency of Women, that I would get unanimous confirmation to that post.”

In the longest Vic & Helen episode to date, Vic remembers the time when Helen was overcome in a fire, claims Helen is so violent because she has a substance-abuse problem, and, in a lengthy monologue, reveals his life-long struggles with women being so innately attracted to him.

19 thoughts on “Episode 24: Vic, President of Women

  1. Things that I have said to my Chihuahua dog: “Chiquito, consider that flea I just killed: DEAD!”; “Get away from that newspaper. You can’t read! Anyway, that newspaper is read only by niggers who can’t read anyway.”

  2. Things that I have said to my Chihuahua dog: “Chiquito, con-sider that flea I just killed: DEAD!”; “Get away from that news-paper. You can’t read! Anyway, that newspaper is read only by niggers who can’t read anyway.”

  3. “If half the road were made of jam, the other half of bread/’How very nice my walk would be,’ the greedy infant said.” — anonymous

  4. OIL: The Arabian Peninsula comes in a distant second as there’s much more of it locked in the tar-sands of Alberta Province (Canada). But, humanity doesn’t really need petroleum to run liquid-fuel engines as the means to extract (or isolate) hydrogen from water (fresh & salt) is in practice. The Nipponese are running cars solely on water now. Negroids have settled the lands (on continents, archipelagos, isthmuses, islands) throughout the length & breadth of Earth. The designation “African-American” is an insult to U.S. citizens who descended from the proud, Negroid frontiersmen of Malaysia, Australia, Bermuda, Mesopotamia, Cuba, Hispaniola, Oceania & Arabia. Human endeavors bear human philosophy. [Sitting on my chair and shitting my share, oh yeah!!! People are straining ass muscles now rowing away from Cuba...]

  5. TRUCK & CAT…I ran over a cat this morning smashing him the length of his slender body. He was reduced to a pelt. It was unintentional. Starting the engine gives warning to critters, but this time I decided to coast and catch it in gear. If only I hadn’t changed my routine Bright Eyes would be playing with Tabby & Tinker Bell right now! I learned a valuable lesson: surprise is the key to cat-killing. Tomorrow I’ll be ready.

  6. Mr. Congressman Mica: The aerosolized aluminum oxide propellant that’s being sprayed into our stratosphere from tanker jet planes, and utilized in the name of terra-forming and aerial obscuration, is THE cause of Alzheimer’s Disease. What are you doing to stop the poisoning of the land and citizens of your district? — Sincerely, Richard Thripp
    P.S.: I want to hear from YOU, not a secretary.

  7. [Lesley Stahl on U.S. sanctions against Iraq: "We have heard that a half million children have died. I mean, that's more children than died in Hiroshima. And, you know, is the price worth it?"; Secretary of State Madeleine Albright: "I think this is a very hard choice, but the price--we think the price is worth it." — "60 Minutes" (5/12/96)]

  8. THE BRAVERY OF MARINES AND THEIR BUNKIES—If you participated in the carnage in Afghanistan, Iraq, or any number of places around the planet, then you MUST be tried for murder, and publicly executed (by hanging) upon conviction. I will, if requested to, put the rope about your neck. American soldiers are nightly brutalizing, ravishing & ritualistically slaughtering Iraqi women & children in house-to-house sweeps. This is happening now, tonight, and every night. If you are one of these uniformed murderers you will be brought to justice. You will be hanged. What you sow, you shall reap. There will be tragedy in your family in equal measure to what miseries you’ve doled out. You will pay, your children will pay. It’s the way of the Universe. Marines are forever alluding to brotherhood, excrement, their phalluses and homosex. Why is this so? No one knows how it began, nor how it will end…as: Human intellect isn’t vast enough to make sense of the Universe. Human life’s cheap and getting cheaper. A baby is negligible.

  9. These linguistically-gifted folk: Count Lev Tolstoi, Albert Schweitzer, Daniel Boone, St. Thomas Aquinas, Thomas Jefferson, Tsarina Alexandra Romanov, Isaac Newton, Teresa Teng, Uncle Ho Chi Minh & Paul Revere humbly acknowledged realities beyond Human perceptions. They sought to understand the Human condition while reverently entertaining the notion of a higher Being who transcends the meager logic and perspicaciousness of mortal men.
    Lisa Marie Presley: She’s got the name, the money & the drive. If only she had a melodious voice. She doesn’t sing so much as she talks in a gruff, hoarse voice in front of her friends as they practice playing musical instruments. What’s she rebelling against anyhow? She seems too young for menopause.

  10. SCIENCE is from the Latin verb SCIRE : TO KNOW, and is NOT reliant upon: postulation, caricaturisation, supposition, proposition, theory, conjecture, speculation, assumption, hunch, intuition…

  11. Iraq has been irradiated and will remain so for billions of years to come. America’s soldiers are humanitarians with high-powered rifles, cluster bombs and rocket launchers who deliver nerve gas, lollipops, depleted uranium, cholera, teddy bears and bottles of water to the beleaguered citizens of Iraq and Afghanistan.

    • Protect your eyes from organ thieves with Lock-Block Eye Glasses! Hitler-worshiping Jewish cornea thieves will think twice I’ll betcha!

  12. Books by Richard Thripp:

    1. The Future Unquiet
    2. Trans-Unicorn
    3. Love Turns Hateful
    4. Things Between Times
    5. Summer in July
    6. The Man with Two Eyes
    7. Along the Far Climb Down
    8. These Things Terrestrial
    9. The Pregnancy Slaves
    10. Finally the Night
    11. The Man with T.V. Eyes
    12. As Easy as Easy is
    13. Suffer in July
    14. Simmer in July
    15. Paradise on Land
    16. Transliterated Jumblement
    17. Easing Into Difficulties
    18. An Affirmation of the Conclusion
    19. The Rebounding World
    20. Things That Remain as Such
    21. The Celestial Embodiment of Goodness
    22. Agony in Crisis
    23. Icons of Teleplay

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  13. The flagellar motor complexus is enough to frustrate monkey-lovers in Dover & Santa Monica.
    [Nearly every morning I brew tea from the leaves of Japanese plum trees. The leaves and seeds of which are rich in amygdalin (hydrogen cyanide, benzaldahyde & glucose). Amygdalin, as rendered and refined from the pips contained within apricot stones, is known as Laetrile.]

  14. (red herring 2 : a diversion intended to distract attention from the real issue) — “Religion poisons everything”? What role has religion in the centralized, fractional-reserve banking of fiat money (money that represents debt, not capital; money that is created from nothing; money that accrues usurious interest)? What role does religion play in the Anglo-American Alliance’s master plan to create a planet-wide totalitarian government based on Malthusian eugenics? None.

  15. For Michael King (more widely known as Martin Luther King, Jr.) the ends justified the means. To lie, cheat and steal is o.k. in the service of condemning others who lie, cheat and steal.

  16. ( ̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅ ̲̅]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅ ) Religion is Man’s attempt to explain the metaphysical world. “Atheism” is the elitists’ religion designed to subjugate Man by denying his incomparable value. Elitism spawns Darwinism, infanticide, “terra”-forming, collectivism, eugenics, fluoridated water, animal “rights,” the E.R.A., the Z.P.G. movt., fiat money, gun & water rights, land confiscation. Elitism = death to self-sovereignty, redress of grievances against the govt., & free speech.

  17. Cancer is a chronic metabolic disease. It has no personality, no will, no agenda. People afflicted with it are not brave, nor are they soldiers. Nobody wages war with cancer. Nobody prays their way out of it anymore than one may pray their way out of thirst and hunger and hypothermia and heat prostration.

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