Teresa Teng sings “Come on a My House” while Helen takes care of the cat.

Jumping ahead to episode 182 now. In this segment, Helen cooks up a tasty treat for a shivering Vic.

Helen feeds and cleans her science experiment, then asking him if he’s ever been “airborne,” offering to send him on a “trip.”

This is the last episode of the first series.

Vic & the head argue politics. Then, Helen performs experiments to give Vicless head a body, with humorous results…

Vic, with Helen’s ASSistance, vow to wipe out pornography.

The continuing story… Watch Episode 26 first.

Vic recalls the time Helen ate two dented cans of black beans, and…

“Paul was over the house, and he asked me to fetch him some narcotics, so I went out to the kitchen and…”

Vic recalls his musical career, and how his songs were stolen when he was in a coma.

Vic: “Here I am a man in his late-thirties, attracting women from all walks of life. I’ve often thought if there was a post called the Presidency of Women, that I would get unanimous confirmation to that post.”

In the longest Vic & Helen episode to date, Vic remembers the time when Helen was overcome in a fire, claims Helen is so violent because she has a substance-abuse problem, and, in a lengthy monologue, reveals his life-long struggles with women being so innately attracted to him.

In this episode, Vic hopes he doesn’t live as long as his parents.